R U A ARMY OFFICER!!!

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said, "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period". Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you ... Doctor: I can not treat you, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse I go to work running like a deer I work all the day like a donkey I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife Doctor: are you an army officer?