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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

ALOCHOL IS GOOD FOR DRIVING?

Please, take care of yourself.  A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.    This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a**holes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause twice as many accidents.  This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Fact versus Opinions

Many times we create confusion when we add our own opinions to facts
and come up with wrong conclusions.

For example:

FACT: Two people are whispering when you walk up. Suddenly they stop talking.
OPINION: They must be gossiping about me.

FACT: A new lady is appointed in my department.
OPINION: They will ask me to leave!

FACT: He has reported about me to authorities.
OPINION: They will blacklist me. I am now ruined & finished!

Many a times we tend to behave negatively due to our own adverse
opinions. We feel people per se are hostile & unfriendly. We become
anxious & fearful for no good reason in a situation which is
relatively safe.

It is said: “Men are disturbed not by things that happen, but by their
opinions of the things that happen.”