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Monday, March 29, 2010

MBAs vs CAs

7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :

7 MBA take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7 tickets...
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 MBA get in one toilet So when TC knocks, one
hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
CA's say "Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct
train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....
All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket &
MBA don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
All CA's in one toilet &
All MBA's in the opposite one..
One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in
MBA Bathroom...
TC drives out all the CA's from the toilet and they are heavily
fined........

tai tai fissssssss..

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA-PUNE) :

So now both the group on LONAVALA station..
CA's planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to PUNE.
This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
All CA's take 1 tickets... & MBA buy all 7 tickets this time...
So TC comes....
All MBA show their tickets.....
CA's are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL............

Friday, March 26, 2010

Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days