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Monday, March 29, 2010

MBAs vs CAs

7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :

7 MBA take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7 tickets...
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 MBA get in one toilet So when TC knocks, one
hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
CA's say "Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct
train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....
All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket &
MBA don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
All CA's in one toilet &
All MBA's in the opposite one..
One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in
MBA Bathroom...
TC drives out all the CA's from the toilet and they are heavily
fined........

tai tai fissssssss..

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA-PUNE) :

So now both the group on LONAVALA station..
CA's planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to PUNE.
This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
All CA's take 1 tickets... & MBA buy all 7 tickets this time...
So TC comes....
All MBA show their tickets.....
CA's are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL............

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