5 NICE LITTLE STORIES

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella...

THAT'S FAITH

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her...

THAT'S TRUST

3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up...

THAT'S HOPE

4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties...

THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5. We see the world suffering. We know there is every possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still we get married??...

THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE!!

SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

 

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".  

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: 

 

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

 

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

 

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. 

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

 

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

 

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

 

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

 

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! 

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" .. 

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."  

Husband:"That' s it. We are happy ever after."

MARRIAGE ADVICE THEN & NOW

Every Mom's advice to her son......... ..

1960's Mom to her son- beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna

1970's...... ......... ........... .. Apne religion ki
ladki se hi shaadi karna

1980's ............. ......... .... Apne level ki
ladki se hi shaadi karna

1990's ............ ......... .... Apne desh ki
ladki se hi shaadi karna

2000 ............ ........... .... Apni umar ki
ladki se hi shaadi karna
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2009 ............. ......... ...... Koi bhi ho, par LADKI se hi karna....... ....... !!!

WISDOM

1. When I was married 25 years, i took a look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv,but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv,but i'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.it seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

2. Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-year-old blonde,and sh e would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.