1. When I was married 25 years, i took a look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv,but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv,but i'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.it seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
2. Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-year-old blonde,and sh e would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.
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