Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t you exchange?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth...
A teacher lecturing on population –* * *
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!
Sardar-why are all these people running?* * *
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.* * *
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.* * *
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.* * *
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.* * *
You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.* * *
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -* * *
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Arrey yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs.20 crores from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crores after deducting tax.* * *
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs.20 crores or else return my Rs.20 back!
Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet* * *
Sardar:- Why did you come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.* * *
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you’ve3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..* * *
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art* * *
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Flash news: A 2-seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..* * *
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