Shiny Jokes!!!

Q: Whats Shiney Ahuja's

fav song ?

A: Maid in India !

Q: What kind of disorder does Shiney have ?

A: Bai-polar disorder

Q: What is Shiney Ahuja's fav mode of transportation?

A: Bai-cycle

Q: What kind of food does shiney like?

A: Home Maid !

Q: Who is Shiney's fav football player ?

A: Bai Chung Bhutia

Q: What is Shiney Ahuja's fav subject?

A: Bai-ology

Q: In cricket, what way does Shiney get most of his runs

from?

A: Leg-Bai-es.

Q: Which Song did Shiney sing with N'Sync

A: Bai Bai Bai !

Q: What is Shiney's fav Enrique Iglesias song?

A: Bai-lamos

Shiney Ahuja took the 'Where in Mumbai should you

live' Facebook quiz, it said he should live in the

suburb of Bai-culla.

Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja picked by the Ministry of External

Affairs for a official foreign trip?

A: Because he is bai-lingual.

Q: What did Shiney Ahuja say to the police?

A: Let the bai-gones be bai-gones. Let me go home

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja rush into the doctors dispensary?

A: Because the doctors sign-board said Bai-pass surgeon.

Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja shooed away by the guards outside a

public event?

A: Because it said Bai-standers not allowed.

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja hop on Virar-express train ?

A: Because it stops at Bai-andar station.

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja want to be in the governing body of

an organization?

A: Because he wanted to pass a new bai-law

Q: Why does shiney Ahuja like horror movies ?

A: Because he can see Bai-yanak scenes

Q: What type of code did Shiney Ahuja write when he was a

programmer?

A: Bai-nari code

Q: Why does Shiney Ahuja like the Chinese?

A: Because he heard the slogan 'Hindi-Cheeni

bai-bai'