PERFECT HUSBAND

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man

ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on

pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized

that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts

with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do

not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with

the money, I will certainly help you." "I would

have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette

instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from

his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious

to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket

and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy

the stuff. It is really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the

brain and damages the liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going

to the race course.Come with me and I will arrange for some

tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the

whole amount and leave me alone".

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by

saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as

betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come

to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up

in anticipation of receiving at least something from the

man. But he still had his doubts and asked the

man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with

you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."