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Friday, August 7, 2009

POP UP MENU

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.

Customer: 'OK'.


Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.


Customer: 'No'.


Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'


Customer: 'No'.


Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.


Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.

STYLE

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.

Samsung Electronics


Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'


Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.


Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.

Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'


Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.